Total Medals Earned: 1,978 (From 317 different games.) Total Medal Score: 42,375 Points
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Medals Earned: 9/9 (335/335 points)
Medals Earned: 16/18 (400/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/50 points)
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Medals Earned: 76/80 (380/400 points)
Medals Earned: 10/40 (55/445 points)
Medals Earned: 5/10 (45/220 points)
Medals Earned: 5/12 (90/200 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
You got killed by the Weebl
Talk to everyone at the party
You popped a cap in Weebl's ass
kill an UberKid
Beat the game
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10 Fat goths killed
10 Fat hippies killed
10 Fat rappers killed
10 Girls goth killed
10 Girls rappers killed
10 Small goths killed
10 Small hippies killed
10 Small rappers killed
Metal guys superkicks called
First win
10 Fat emos killed
10 Fat metal guys killed
10 Fat punks killed
10 Girls emo killed
10 Girls metal killed
10 Girls punk killed
10 Small emos killed
10 Small metal guys killed
10 Small punks killed
5 Enemy killed
Emo superkicks called
First blood
Game is passed for metal guys
Goth superkicks called
Hippy superkicks called
Mamas called
Punk superkicks called
Rapper superkicks called
Emo gang is destroyed
Game is passed for emo
Game is passed for goths
Game is passed for hippies
Game is passed for punks
Game is passed for rappers
Goth gang is destroyed
Hippy gang is destroyed
Mama killed mama
Metalist gang is destroyed
Punk gang is destroyed
Rapper gang is destroyed
Have a total of 10 students *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Reach Exca-Grade weapon *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Reach Grade 30 Student *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Do 10 hunt quests *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Do 10 errand quests *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Graduate 30 students *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Win 10 tournaments *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Reach 600G/Week income *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Kill the Apprentice *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Finish Year 1 Perfectly *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Get through the second area on the map
Get through the third area on the map
Get through the fith area on the map
Get through the fourth area on the map
Defeat the final boss
Get through the first area on the map
Defeat the final boss without being hit
Complete World 1.
Complete World 4.
Complete World 8.
Narrow your overall death count down to 400 after beating the game.
